FAT AMY (@RelatableQuote) tweeted at 0:01 PM on Sat, Mar 02, 2013: mom : did you eat all the donuts me : no mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants me : thats cocaine (https://twitter.com/RelatableQuote/status/307898533267255296) Get the official Twitter app at https://twitter.com/download
My teacher, dressed today for Purim (like Halloween for Jewish people) LIKE A COW LKNGLOKFNGPFLGJ
HE TOLD ME THAT HE WANTS TO BE VIRAL ON THE INTERNET LFJGBFJBFD
I PROMISED HIM I’LL MAKE HIM FAMOUS ON TUMBLR!!
HELP ME!!! PLEASE MAKE HIM FAMOUS!
Won’t you help him????
is that a fucking glove hanging from his crotch??
this is udderly ridiculous
I love love. I love love because of everything that comes with it. Romance, romantic gestures, kindness, happiness, good feelings, bad feelings, anger, disappointment, and more love. Without love, my mind, my life and my dreams would be the equivalent of waiting for rain to pour in the middle of a drought. Useless and disappointing.